All I Want For Christmas

Christmas time is here again and, no doubt, some people will receive presents they want and others will be disappointed. Here's a few suggestions.

Graham Turner: A Christmas Card from the West Mercia Police with a cheque and an apology for all the time and hassle spent over vicinity charging. (Wigan won their appeal against Greater Manchester Police last week)

John Trewick: A Copy of the Respect Programme from the FA. (The Hereford United coach was sent to the stands at Huddersfield on Saturday after daring to suggest that the referee was incorrect in dismissing claims for a penalty)

Jamie Pitman: A Pair of Football Boots. (One of the funniest moments at Huddersfield was when Pitman, wearing trainers, fell over twice when trying to kick the ball towards keeper Craig Samsom in the warm-up)

Bradley Hudson-Odoi: Also a Pair of Football Boots. (After forgetting to take a spare pair of boots to Oldham when the pair he was wearing were ripped)

Richard Rose: An 'I'm not Rob Purdie' T-shirt. (Rose has played in nearly as many positions for the Bulls)

Clint Easton: A copy of the video 'How To Lose Friends And Alienate People?'. (After the alleged 'Hop-Pole incident)

Darren Randolph: A signed picture of Garry Breen. (Who didn't throw his toys out of the pram when a string of players were brought in ahead of him)

Johnathan Bretherton - Chief Executive of the Edgar Street Grid: A copy of A Corner Kick from the Middle of Nowhere. (Just to remind him about the importance of Hereford United)

One of the Huddersfield Stewards: Jobsworth Badge. (After trying for ages to confiscate a beach ball that the Hereford supporters were throwing around the away stand - he thought it was dangerous)

One of the Shrewsbury Stewards: A Copy of How to Make Friends and Influence People. (The Steward was not too pleased with some Hereford Supporters at the New Meadow earlier this year)

Lindley Catering: A copy of the Good Food Guide. (No comment needed)

Parkabull: A solar powered motorised armchair. (To enable Hereford United's best known supporter to leave Barnet Towers and actually come to Edgar Street more often - at least on sunny days)

Len Westons Last Stand: A season ticket for Forest Green. (So he can follow his second? favourite team)

Finally Bulls News Staff: A pair of scissors and some glue. (To allow them to continue to copy and paste)

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